My nipples arrived in the post this week π€
Thatβs a sentence not everyone gets to write in a lifetime π
I called my fictional wife in Fife to discuss the potential fancy dresss costumes they could be incorporated into – it would be a tragedy to let an opportunity like this go to waste π€
Coincidentally she had just been watching a programme about the serial killer who the Silence of the Lambs was based on, and he made a belt from his victims nipples.
So we decided that the next fancy dresss event we hold will have a theme of serial killers π€
I am currently replenishing my soul with solitude on the Solway Coast π₯°

This is our lovely little sanctuary. I wake up to the sound of birdsong instead of traffic in the mornings, and instead of a massive wall outside my bedroom window, I have this..

Twiggy wasnβt impressed by our furry neighbours, and tried to tell them what was what, which, if anything, only made them come closer. She wasnβt impressed that her protestations were falling on deaf ears π
I am enjoying lazy days of peaceful dog walks, writing, good food, breathwork and meditation π§ββοΈ
Today we are going to climb the Gallow Hill in Moffat with my little human dynamo of a mother, and hopefully some other members of the family will be joining us.
Next week we will be going on a little road trip down memory lane to visit Corsock, a little village near Castle Douglas where we used to have the village shop. I was twelve when we moved there, itβs where I began my epic slide off the rails of life!
Still waiting for a surgery date. Have requested another ultrasound in the meantime. Have been off my treatments since November so would like to check things are still under control.
Spring is in the air!! πΈ
I found these on our morning walk today πΌ

Iβm very excited at the prospect of warmth and sunshine to brighten our days! π
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